Summer 2024
Issue No. 21: ethical storytelling
Trouble Child
There was a priest at the door. He was young and jubilant. His hair was close-cut to his head, which struck Roman as odd because most of the priests he’d seen in his life had no hair at all. He hadn’t realized young guys still did this. It seemed old-fashioned, a dying breed.
Fingers, Penny, Pocket
She is Fingers. Actual fingers. Bending at the knuckle to grasp a penny on the concrete; lifting back up.
Thunderbird Boutique
Jimmy grabs his shit like it’s an evacuation and stuffs it in the nearest bag. Shirt, boxers, socks, Gravity’s Rainbow, toothbrush, and small body spray, the brand that brings in the ladies in waves, wet and ready for action, or so the relentless commercials during Sportscenter claim.
Not The Tulips I Was Expecting
In late October, I plant the bulbs, excavating dirt with my trowel. Soil, my mom corrects me, not dirt.
How I Get It Done
Quantum couponing is how I get it done. I was able to retire at twenty-three because my future selves are so proficient at finding deals.
Sixteen Steps To Eating A Potato
1 Choose a tray—red, orange, green, or blue. Notice the scratches. Grab a plastic plate, a napkin, silverware still warm.
Gender Defiant
This week, Tina gets her own phone.
There has been a lot going on.
JJ’s reptile menagerie has been rapidly expanding, which Tina (JJ’s mom) aids and abets because she continually hangs from the grim cliff of knowing that trans kids easily get depressed.
Sir, Ma’am, Sorry
I step up to the counter at the café to order. The young man behind the counter says with cheer, What can I get you this morning, Sir? Just a normal day. An “every single day.”
Sydney Lea: Champion of the Maine Storytelling Tradition A Conversation with Susan Conley
Sydney Lea speaks with Susan Conley
What To Do With Rage
The icy morning finds me in bed, engrossed in a book of John Singer Sargent’s watercolors. The thought of staying under the covers all but overwhelms me.
Cloud Seeding
In Dubai, we are not allowed to gather in protest. We are not allowed to display a foreign flag, so two weeks after the fighting begins, my children and I cover our front door instead with slices of construction paper watermelon.
Authenticity
CAST: Noor — Female, light-skinned, actor
Mia — Female, tanned, actor
(Both about the same age)
Preexisting Condition
JOCELYN Jocelyn Sheavis, age 35. Talent Acquisition professional, R&W Quanti-Systems.
LYDIA Lydia Tawellent, age 25, but looks even younger. Job applicant.
SUIT Corporate Security Executive, age 45. Wearing business suit.
Everything Was Stories
In which Swannie J locks herself in the bathroom when told she should attend her father’s funeral, the telling done by Auntie Silber who traveled all the way up Pewabic Mountain from the valley below because she’s the only one who had a sense about where to find Swannie J, her having kept tabs on the shunned child through phone calls and occasional visits.
Fallout: A Ballad of Peace and David Hasselhoff
SYNOPSIS
The end of the world came out of nowhere and the fallout continues.
We Know That Our Emperors Are Naked *A Double Sonnet of Sorts
Full moon. High tide. High seas. Pacific sweeps
across the 101, laps the dunes,
forces our patio dining indoors